Today is my little brother Bill's birthday. He knows how old he is, but I can't tell the rest of you because I will be seeing him soon, and I am sure his retaliation would be fearsome. The best I can hope for when he LIKES me is to get my face licked when I am expecting a brotherly kiss instead.
Who am I kidding? I am not afraid of you, William Alfred Ineson Jr.! Ha! You are 47 years old today!!! So there! And..... (throwing caution to the wind....) take THIS:
Bwahahahaha! (feeling really giddy right now)
Oh, Lord. What have I done?
Happy Birthday, Bill! (I love you!)
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